over and out..........

I mean it this time.........

15 minutes........

EVERYONE gets their 15 minutes at some point in their life. it may not be on a super-uber stage but they get 15 minutes. i have had many 15 minutes in my life..... i bet i have at least 3 maybe 4 hours if i do the math. point taken...... but fame in one's mind should count.

milestones...... that is another subjective topic. i don't think i have ever reached one.... much to fluid. when in doubt..... wiki. 'wiki wiki ya ya mama...... me your lady marmalard.'

OT...... why why why am i not a muti-thousand-air? i am NOT a greedy person. if i feel like i need therapy... i want to pay. they have to listen to all my crap BUT..... i shoulda been a therapist.... ask any of my friend. i give the best advice. really.......

really really OT..... a friend of mine owns a relax the back store. trust me..... i'm golden. i sleep in heaven if there is such a place..... it's sweden and they are missing an angel. which brings me back to my point.

not even in the ballpark.... this 'blog' is just for me. it's like typing to myself and no one trips over it.... ever. everyone lies......... so sez 'House'.... love this show. i would marry Hugh Laurie.... and we could adopt. dream ends here. i'm only selling my gold star to the highest bidder.

i'm on hold....... see if you call a crisis line and hurt their feelings......... not a smart move f.y.i.... now you really feel like crap.

where were we................. oh my whopper 15 minutes......my 915 seconds.

off the air...........

i'm going rogue now.......

i love tina fey.... i would marry her, enter into a civil union, have her spawn, fetch her coffee... anything really. i know i sound like a stalkers worst nightmare but i'm just trying to make a point. she IS funny.

anybody a fan of paintball? i have been for a couple of years. yesterday we had the 'happy holiday paintball' party. I LOVE IT........ for some reason that may seem 'my bad'... i play often. martha from sales shot herself... it was my first brush with paintball suicide. you either get or you don't.

anytime i touch a keyboard and the dame is here....... i go rogue. the dame is my pal tequila. it's a long short story.

searching for the christmas spirit......

The Dame stopped by so that is a start..... but I'm just not there. I feel like buying an ipod for a friend while some can't buy basic things like food is sad. Yes I do all the things I can... donate time and money to groups that help those that W left behind, but I still feel empty at times. I'm doing all that I can but sometimes....... I cry. enough of this downer shit...... the Dame has spoken. lighten the fuck up little skeeter.........

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