Tuesday, December 23, 2008

i'm going rogue now.......

i love tina fey.... i would marry her, enter into a civil union, have her spawn, fetch her coffee... anything really. i know i sound like a stalkers worst nightmare but i'm just trying to make a point. she IS funny.

anybody a fan of paintball? i have been for a couple of years. yesterday we had the 'happy holiday paintball' party. I LOVE IT........ for some reason that may seem 'my bad'... i play often. martha from sales shot herself... it was my first brush with paintball suicide. you either get or you don't.

anytime i touch a keyboard and the dame is here....... i go rogue. the dame is my pal tequila. it's a long short story.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

searching for the christmas spirit......


The Dame stopped by so that is a start..... but I'm just not there. I feel like buying an ipod for a friend while some can't buy basic things like food is sad. Yes I do all the things I can... donate time and money to groups that help those that W left behind, but I still feel empty at times. I'm doing all that I can but sometimes....... I cry. enough of this downer shit...... the Dame has spoken. lighten the fuck up little skeeter.........

Friday, November 21, 2008

Monday, November 17, 2008

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

stick a fork in me........

... and aim for one of the big three in vital organs.... I. AM. DONE. i live in a giant mega ginorumish city of pop. 12oo (plus or minus 1). I have driven the last McfFlatuance to vote and i did everything a democracy ask of me. now the Dame and i have an afternoon off.... all i want to do is just think in total silence.... and drink tequila.

it could not be a nicer day here in the middle of nowhere. 71 degrees. i live in a blood red state... the weather was the last hope of the W.

shrub : was Armageddon to much to ask for...........

how many times do you 'flip off' the TV...... every time you need to. i'm talkin' to the 24/7 crowd. hi... i'm skeeter and i main line 24/7.... it makes crack seem like Redbull. ' sure... i would love to go bird watching'........ my friends care unless they see a youtube moment. everyone is just one oopsie away from your 15 minutes.

tailgate...... wiki for the details. here in the lone state state it's still a big... i mean mostly a 'tRash' holiday. and we have them mostly for anything and i LOVE it. i wouldn't park anywhere else. if you think about it... a home on wheels is not a 'none of the above' box. hang on... my ankle friendship bracelet is going nuts. kidding....... or not.

the next person around me that sez 'what if...........'

Thursday, October 30, 2008

i'm guilty......... my bad.

i'm guilty of politicism. if you drive a bus feel free to give me a push. i'm going the extra mile. drivin' (fuckin' palin....) folks that can't... won't.... whatever... find their way to cityhall. oh oh oh.... I paid 2.14 for a gallon of gas yesterday.... could not have come at a better time however bad that may be.

my dog is a vegan.

i skeeter canNOT do 24/7 news..... my friend rusty has put RachMo (RaDo) on hold while i... the perv that i am.... love the outfit. MUTE....... that is the button of choice. i can watch Rachel while the Talking Head's talk me down. same as it ever was.........

if you don't think of anything but me me me..... mcpalin wants to take that from you. you think things are bad now....

gotta run... a dude sittin' a basket of depends needs a ride. vote...... we earned it.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

SNL....... on thursday.


did you watch it? i snorted a couple of times..... and that is a good thing. marry me Amy......

i think this is a miracle happening... true genius at work. i hope the universe tuned in.....

but i've been checking out some video my ' friend, Rusty' pointed out and a couple of others and i've decided to join the NRA.... something is very very very wrong. there is some voodoo like crap going on. pod people..... RUN....... and a gun of some kind is mandatory........... for me, i'm going to beam up... let others to do the heavy lifting. see... i joined something for nothing. but if i could get in the face of the blonde..... the rabid one.... it would go viral. i would hit her up side the head with a mcpalin poster. going going gone..............

meanwhile........ nevermind.




Wednesday, October 8, 2008

the dame is back.........

well....... i've been on the wagon to nowhere for the last 2 months. i had a big scare with the 'big T' a couple of months ago and finally today i said.... fuck it. for those of you out there that don't drink...... someone's gotta drive. thank you.

i am thigh high in politics lately. i actually 'took out back' the other day and i pulled her hair and i won. fuckin' pussies. you know droppin' the g's could help with carpal tunnel. a letter saved is a letter earned......

i used to do 'a day in the life'........... nobody gives a giant dump what i did today. so...... forgive me for just 'wingin' it'.

dame skeeter

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

wow.......

this could be fun........