off the air...........

i'm going rogue now.......

i love tina fey.... i would marry her, enter into a civil union, have her spawn, fetch her coffee... anything really. i know i sound like a stalkers worst nightmare but i'm just trying to make a point. she IS funny.

anybody a fan of paintball? i have been for a couple of years. yesterday we had the 'happy holiday paintball' party. I LOVE IT........ for some reason that may seem 'my bad'... i play often. martha from sales shot herself... it was my first brush with paintball suicide. you either get or you don't.

anytime i touch a keyboard and the dame is here....... i go rogue. the dame is my pal tequila. it's a long short story.

searching for the christmas spirit......

The Dame stopped by so that is a start..... but I'm just not there. I feel like buying an ipod for a friend while some can't buy basic things like food is sad. Yes I do all the things I can... donate time and money to groups that help those that W left behind, but I still feel empty at times. I'm doing all that I can but sometimes....... I cry. enough of this downer shit...... the Dame has spoken. lighten the fuck up little skeeter.........

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the texas 2- step......

this is a test.

stick a fork in me........

... and aim for one of the big three in vital organs.... I. AM. DONE. i live in a giant mega ginorumish city of pop. 12oo (plus or minus 1). I have driven the last McfFlatuance to vote and i did everything a democracy ask of me. now the Dame and i have an afternoon off.... all i want to do is just think in total silence.... and drink tequila.

it could not be a nicer day here in the middle of nowhere. 71 degrees. i live in a blood red state... the weather was the last hope of the W.

shrub : was Armageddon to much to ask for...........

how many times do you 'flip off' the TV...... every time you need to. i'm talkin' to the 24/7 crowd. hi... i'm skeeter and i main line 24/7.... it makes crack seem like Redbull. ' sure... i would love to go bird watching'........ my friends care unless they see a youtube moment. everyone is just one oopsie away from your 15 minutes.

tailgate...... wiki for the details. here in the lone state state it's still a big... i mean mostly a 'tRash' holiday. and we have them mostly for anything and i LOVE it. i wouldn't park anywhere else. if you think about it... a home on wheels is not a 'none of the above' box. hang on... my ankle friendship bracelet is going nuts. kidding....... or not.

the next person around me that sez 'what if...........'

i'm guilty......... my bad.

i'm guilty of politicism. if you drive a bus feel free to give me a push. i'm going the extra mile. drivin' (fuckin' palin....) folks that can't... won't.... whatever... find their way to cityhall. oh oh oh.... I paid 2.14 for a gallon of gas yesterday.... could not have come at a better time however bad that may be.

my dog is a vegan.

i skeeter canNOT do 24/7 news..... my friend rusty has put RachMo (RaDo) on hold while i... the perv that i am.... love the outfit. MUTE....... that is the button of choice. i can watch Rachel while the Talking Head's talk me down. same as it ever was.........

if you don't think of anything but me me me..... mcpalin wants to take that from you. you think things are bad now....

gotta run... a dude sittin' a basket of depends needs a ride. vote...... we earned it.